Conversation

Tony [sitting at his computer 20 feet away]: Can you get me "anonymous's" email?
Me [sitting and hard at work]: Sure. But did you know, you can get it yourself ?
Tony: Just get me the f&*ing email.
Me: I'm just telling you that you have the same access to the email directory as I do. I don't mind getting it, but you can get it yourself.
Tony: I haven't done it before. Its simple for you. Get me the email.

I look it up, interrupting my work but not unhappy about it.

Me: The email is anonymous@university.edu
Tony: I said to send it to me.
Me: But I just told it to you.
Tony: I want it sent. That way I have it on my computer and I don't have to spell it. All you have to do is go click.
Me: Its not as easy as that and interrupts what I'm doing. You can write it down as well as I can.
Tony: You and fucking Mario (someone he hates) are a great pair.